The Lost Podcast Transcript

As tens of you may have realized, their was no podcast this week due to some unforeseen circumstances, so I present to you here, the Lost Podcast Transcript. This has been unedited by the tyrant Dave M. But is pure uncut Comedy Heroin. (Plus I wanted to get the picks on the site for posterity’s sake).

[Some random noise in the background]

Dave M: Mic check, 1,2. Wow Zeller is really awesome huh?

Luke: Check, Check, check, yeah, he’s a really cool dude. Unintelligible thing about lower division soccer.

[Intro Music]

Dave M: Live form Fitzgerald’s, we are the Daves you know, this is the Daves I Know

Dave M: Hey Luke, how’s it going? How bad are you missing Zeller

Luke: It’s going man, and I am really missing Zeller he is so thoughtful and has wonderful soccer opinions.

Edited because they talked about a game for like 20 minutes.

Luke: Now that we got that out of the way what I’d really like to do is make some picks and opine on how well Zeller picked games last week.

Dave M: That’s a good point. Zeller is really the best. Here’s last weeks and how we did.

    • Toronto FC v Orlando City SC – 2-1 (DZ/DM)
    • Sporting KC v New York RB – 2-0 (DZ/DM)
    • Colorado Rapids v Vancouver FC 0-1 (DM)
    • Seattle Sounders v Toronto FC – 0-1 (Nope)
    • DC United v Montreal Impact 0-1 (Nope)
    • Philadelphia Union v New York RB 3-0 (Nope)
    • Columbus Crew v New England Revolution 2-0 (DZ/DM)
    • Houston Dynamo v Orlando City SC 4-0 (DZ/DM)
    • Real Salt Lake v FC Dallas 0-3 (DZ/DM)
    • LA Galaxy v Chicago Fire 2-2 (DZ)
    • San Jose Earthquakes v Portland Timbers 3-0 (Nope)
    • Minnesota United v Sporting KC – 2-0 (Nope)
    • NYCFC v Atlanta United  – 3-1 (DZ)
  • Running Totals:
    • Zeller
      • This Week: 7-6
      • Overall: 47-60
    • Martin
      • This Week: 6-7
      • Overall: 46-61

Luke: Wow, Zeller did really good didn’t he?

Dave M: Yes he did, he did really well. Let’s see who we all got this week

  • Week 11 Picks
    • Zeller:
      • Columbus v Toronto: 1-1
      • Houston v Vancouver: 3-2
      • Toronto v Minnesota: 2-1
      • Colorado v San Jose: 0-2
      • Montreal v Columbus: 2-1
      • D.C. United v Philadelphia: 2-0
      • Orlando v Kansas City: 0-0
      • New England v Real Salt Lake: 3-0
      • Chicago v Seattle: 1-2
      • Portland v Atlanta: 4-1
      • New York Red Bulls v LA Galaxy: 3-1
      • Dallas v New York City FC: 2-1
    • Martin:
      • Columbus v Toronto: 1-1
      • Houston v Vancouver: 3-0
      • Toronto v Minnesota: 3-1
      • Colorado v San Jose: 2-0
      • Montreal v Columbus: 0-1
      • D.C. United v Philadelphia: 1-0
      • Orlando v Kansas City: 2-0
      • New England v Real Salt Lake: 2-1
      • Chicago v Seattle: 1-1
      • Portland v Atlanta: 2-1
      • New York Red Bulls v LA Galaxy:1-0
      • Dallas v New York City FC: 2-1
    • Cragg:
      • Columbus v Toronto: 1-2
      • Houston v Vancouver: 2-0
      • Toronto v Minnesota: 2-1
      • Colorado v San Jose: 0-0 TURDFEST
      • Montreal v Columbus: 1-1
      • D.C. United v Philadelphia: 2-0
      • Orlando v Kansas City: 2-1
      • New England v Real Salt Lake: 2-0
      • Chicago v Seattle: 2-2
      • Portland v Atlanta: 3-1
      • New York Red Bulls v LA Galaxy: 1-0
      • Dallas v New York City FC: 3-2

Dave M: Blah, blah, blah Fantasy, blah, blah, blah

Luke: Man I really miss Zeller

Dave M: Yeah man, me too

This is the point in the audio where some dumb questions were answered.

Dave M: Well hey Luke, thanks for podcasting with me. You were not as super cool and as awesome as Zeller, but you were alright.

Luke: Thanks man, it is really hard to be as awesome as Zeller but I tried my damnedest. When Zeller gets back next week this podcast will be a lot better.

Dave M: Indeed. Thanks for listening and we’ll talk to you next week, when Zeller is back and can make this podcast great again!

Luke: (Shouting) Bill Shankly is god!

Dave M: God id dead. [End Transcript]

And there you have it, now make sure to get on the old twitter machines and tell the boys how great the podcast was you can find Luke at @bornwithatail_ and Dave M at @Offensive_Loons an d don’t worry I’ll be back next week.

 

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