As tens of you may have realized, their was no podcast this week due to some unforeseen circumstances, so I present to you here, the Lost Podcast Transcript. This has been unedited by the tyrant Dave M. But is pure uncut Comedy Heroin. (Plus I wanted to get the picks on the site for posterity’s sake).
[Some random noise in the background]
Dave M: Mic check, 1,2. Wow Zeller is really awesome huh?
Luke: Check, Check, check, yeah, he’s a really cool dude. Unintelligible thing about lower division soccer.
[Intro Music]
Dave M: Live form Fitzgerald’s, we are the Daves you know, this is the Daves I Know
Dave M: Hey Luke, how’s it going? How bad are you missing Zeller
Luke: It’s going man, and I am really missing Zeller he is so thoughtful and has wonderful soccer opinions.
Edited because they talked about a game for like 20 minutes.
Luke: Now that we got that out of the way what I’d really like to do is make some picks and opine on how well Zeller picked games last week.
Dave M: That’s a good point. Zeller is really the best. Here’s last weeks and how we did.
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- Toronto FC v Orlando City SC – 2-1 (DZ/DM)
- Sporting KC v New York RB – 2-0 (DZ/DM)
- Colorado Rapids v Vancouver FC 0-1 (DM)
- Seattle Sounders v Toronto FC – 0-1 (Nope)
- DC United v Montreal Impact 0-1 (Nope)
- Philadelphia Union v New York RB 3-0 (Nope)
- Columbus Crew v New England Revolution 2-0 (DZ/DM)
- Houston Dynamo v Orlando City SC 4-0 (DZ/DM)
- Real Salt Lake v FC Dallas 0-3 (DZ/DM)
- LA Galaxy v Chicago Fire 2-2 (DZ)
- San Jose Earthquakes v Portland Timbers 3-0 (Nope)
- Minnesota United v Sporting KC – 2-0 (Nope)
- NYCFC v Atlanta United – 3-1 (DZ)
- Running Totals:
- Zeller
- This Week: 7-6
- Overall: 47-60
- Martin
- This Week: 6-7
- Overall: 46-61
- Zeller
Luke: Wow, Zeller did really good didn’t he?
Dave M: Yes he did, he did really well. Let’s see who we all got this week
- Week 11 Picks
- Zeller:
- Columbus v Toronto: 1-1
- Houston v Vancouver: 3-2
- Toronto v Minnesota: 2-1
- Colorado v San Jose: 0-2
- Montreal v Columbus: 2-1
- D.C. United v Philadelphia: 2-0
- Orlando v Kansas City: 0-0
- New England v Real Salt Lake: 3-0
- Chicago v Seattle: 1-2
- Portland v Atlanta: 4-1
- New York Red Bulls v LA Galaxy: 3-1
- Dallas v New York City FC: 2-1
- Martin:
- Columbus v Toronto: 1-1
- Houston v Vancouver: 3-0
- Toronto v Minnesota: 3-1
- Colorado v San Jose: 2-0
- Montreal v Columbus: 0-1
- D.C. United v Philadelphia: 1-0
- Orlando v Kansas City: 2-0
- New England v Real Salt Lake: 2-1
- Chicago v Seattle: 1-1
- Portland v Atlanta: 2-1
- New York Red Bulls v LA Galaxy:1-0
- Dallas v New York City FC: 2-1
- Cragg:
- Columbus v Toronto: 1-2
- Houston v Vancouver: 2-0
- Toronto v Minnesota: 2-1
- Colorado v San Jose: 0-0 TURDFEST
- Montreal v Columbus: 1-1
- D.C. United v Philadelphia: 2-0
- Orlando v Kansas City: 2-1
- New England v Real Salt Lake: 2-0
- Chicago v Seattle: 2-2
- Portland v Atlanta: 3-1
- New York Red Bulls v LA Galaxy: 1-0
- Dallas v New York City FC: 3-2
- Zeller:
Dave M: Blah, blah, blah Fantasy, blah, blah, blah
Luke: Man I really miss Zeller
Dave M: Yeah man, me too
This is the point in the audio where some dumb questions were answered.
Dave M: Well hey Luke, thanks for podcasting with me. You were not as super cool and as awesome as Zeller, but you were alright.
Luke: Thanks man, it is really hard to be as awesome as Zeller but I tried my damnedest. When Zeller gets back next week this podcast will be a lot better.
Dave M: Indeed. Thanks for listening and we’ll talk to you next week, when Zeller is back and can make this podcast great again!
Luke: (Shouting) Bill Shankly is god!
Dave M: God id dead. [End Transcript]
And there you have it, now make sure to get on the old twitter machines and tell the boys how great the podcast was you can find Luke at @bornwithatail_ and Dave M at @Offensive_Loons an d don’t worry I’ll be back next week.
