Pre-Order Your Rum Hamm’s Shirt Now

Great googly moogly have we got a deal for you. Tired of just talking to people about listening to The Daves I Know? Talking to people is the worst, we get it. Point your face at this for a second.

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Sweet hot damn that’s a fine looking piece of apparel. Look at that genuine American cotton. And that design that not only says you have wonderful taste in podcasts, but also in cocktails. Put this on your body and prepare to get laid.*

You want one of these? Pre-order at $20 today and we’ll throw in unlimited high-fives or firm handshakes every time you wear it from one of three Daves (who all actually prefer to be called David) on the goddamn house. Can you wear it after Labor Day? You do you, podcast/cocktail trendsetter. Will it have better return on investment than renewing your MNUFC season tickets? No comment.

Fill out this form and we’ll contact you when it’s time to cut us a check.

 

 

*The Daves I Know is not responsible for most readers’ sexual activity.

Author: David Baker

Going grey early; just like Steve Martin but not nearly as funny. I graduated from the University of Minnesota in 2013 with a degree in Recreation, Parks, and Leisure Studies. I love soccer as well as just about any other sport they play in North America.

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