Great googly moogly have we got a deal for you. Tired of just talking to people about listening to The Daves I Know? Talking to people is the worst, we get it. Point your face at this for a second.
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You want one of these? Pre-order at $20 today and we’ll throw in unlimited high-fives or firm handshakes every time you wear it from one of three Daves (who all actually prefer to be called David) on the goddamn house. Can you wear it after Labor Day? You do you, podcast/cocktail trendsetter. Will it have better return on investment than renewing your MNUFC season tickets? No comment.
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*The Daves I Know is not responsible for most readers’ sexual activity.