Bruce Arena and the gang just broke a bald eagle’s neck, plucked it, undercooked it,…
Author: David Baker
Going grey early; just like Steve Martin but not nearly as funny. I graduated from the University of Minnesota in 2013 with a degree in Recreation, Parks, and Leisure Studies. I love soccer as well as just about any other sport they play in North America.
In the most recent installment of this series, the simulation machine somewhat correctly predicted a…
O Glorious Garber, thank you for letting Minnesota United play FC Dallas after they stopped…
Well the Loons managed to only make me and the simulation software look like a…
It feels like forever since I’ve gotten to write one of these for an MLS…
Well we should have known the United States wasn’t going to get a win against…
Holy sweet shit, we won a road game. Minnesota went on the road and beat…
Well, it was definitely a closer result than the first try with Minnesota almost winning…
You were expecting another trashing of Seattle? I could probably find more content in that…
Well after a little break in Minnesota United action, the Loons are back and it’s…
