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Author: David Baker

Going grey early; just like Steve Martin but not nearly as funny. I graduated from the University of Minnesota in 2013 with a degree in Recreation, Parks, and Leisure Studies. I love soccer as well as just about any other sport they play in North America.
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Trash Talk: USMNT Edition

  • by David Baker
  • Posted on October 13, 2017

Bruce Arena and the gang just broke a bald eagle’s neck, plucked it, undercooked it,…

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The Sims: Minnesota United vs. Houston Dynamo, Part II

  • by David Baker
  • Posted on September 26, 2017

In the most recent installment of this series, the simulation machine somewhat correctly predicted a…

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Trash Talk: FC Dallas Edition

  • by David Baker
  • Posted on September 22, 2017

O Glorious Garber, thank you for letting Minnesota United play FC Dallas after they stopped…

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The Sims: Minnesota United vs. Vancouver Whitecaps, Part Deux

  • by David Baker
  • Posted on September 12, 2017

Well the Loons managed to only make me and the simulation software look like a…

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Trash Talk: Philadelphia Union Edition

  • by David Baker
  • Posted on September 8, 2017September 7, 2017

It feels like forever since I’ve gotten to write one of these for an MLS…

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The Sims: Minnesota United vs. Philadelphia Union

  • by David Baker
  • Posted on September 5, 2017

Well we should have known the United States wasn’t going to get a win against…

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The Sims: United States vs. Costa Rica

  • by David Baker
  • Posted on August 29, 2017

Holy sweet shit, we won a road game. Minnesota went on the road and beat…

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The Sims: Minnesota United vs. Chicago Fire

  • by David Baker
  • Posted on August 21, 2017

Well, it was definitely a closer result than the first try with Minnesota almost winning…

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Trash Talk: Your Team Edition

  • by David Baker
  • Posted on August 18, 2017

You were expecting another trashing of Seattle? I could probably find more content in that…

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The Sims: Seattle Sounders Again

  • by David Baker
  • Posted on August 15, 2017August 15, 2017

Well after a little break in Minnesota United action, the Loons are back and it’s…

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