Wrexham, Damn Near Killed Him

We start the pod off with some United news [6:40] followed by some potential striker talk [16:55] Dan risked his marriage for this research, so please indulge him!

The boys then briefly discuss the revised MLS preseason [34:05] and briefly chat about #CCLFever [41:30] Spoiler Alert Toronto FC or Forged in Fire are fucked!

In the second half of the podcast, there is some good discussion about the soccer/futbol TV landscape in the US and how it is all just a House of Cards that John Skipper will own in 3 years [44:55]! Plus She Believes Cup kicks off on Thursday [1:14:10]

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Jizz Pillows

The morning started off so quiet, and then shit hit the fan. We discuss the United Newz! [5:30] and some final CBA talk for a while (we hope) [30:55]. Then we discuss how fucked Minneapolis City is going to be by the US Open Cup [48:25].

There is also international soccer happening right now with the Club World Cup [1:03:59]. CONCACAF gets even more CONCACAFY [1:11:52] and a little bit of English WoSo [1:18:50].

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#LetThemPlay2021

The boys discuss some brief United news including the official signing of Raitala [4:04]. Then it is MLS CBA newz you can uze! [23:06]

In the second half of the podcast, they discuss Forward Madison and Rose Cowbelle [50:55] and the USWNT and She Believes Cup roster [56:11].

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COACH FIGHT!

Waiting for MNUFC matches fucking sucks! So we discuss what we would do with a miraculously recovered Ike Opara! [13:58] And then some Reynoso discussions, first we discuss if he should be playing Top 5 European football and then and more importantly we compare him to Mark Messier and Ricky Rubio [23:46].

After the break Dan apologizes to Nashville SC fans [55:13], we discuss why MNUFC is so disrespected by the bookies [56:21] and then jump into our SporKS discussion [56:21].  Finally we discuss a Coach Fight [1:23:15] and then some world soccer [1:27:00] including Maradona, we each get 60 seconds to complain about our EPL teams, some national team discussion and admonishing Klopp!

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Refractory Period

Hoo boy! Playoff wins are very, very nice. The boys discuss a comprehensive (if a bit nerve-wracking) victory over the CRapids [7:02]. They also discuss the teams (new?) identity [38:15] and then cream our jeans over a possible Ramirez return [1:01:54] (Just imagine a Ramirez, Molino, Reynoso, Lod attack! See you just also orgasmed!)

Finally MLS is Bonkers [1:14:55] and some sexy European action [1:50:14]

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Score or Die!

The boys either score or die! Or they discuss some Loons abroad [4:37], MJ spends ten minutes on our MPLS City minute [34:07], Zeller breaks down the Loons stakeholder call [50:47] and we discuss CRapids [1:02:25]. Also MJ tries to once again hijack a legitimate discussion about the best (most unattractive) footballer. [19:45] Fuck MJ!

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Lights, Kamara, Action

Snatching a draw from the jaws of victory is classic Heath [5:17], the guys discuss the Jekyll and Hyde-ness of MNUFC and answer a couple of questions along with some choice words for our Freddy Adu’s [25:30].

Later they discuss if the style of MNUFC’s play is sustainable (spoiler alert: it’s probably not) and break out the Excuse-o-Meter for what excuses the team can use because the road vs home matches argument is getting stupid [47:35]

Finally, we discuss the roster moves [1:02:14], and briefly discuss our two-match week, at Columbus [1:22:40] & home vs RSL [1:34:24].

Au Revoir Chacon

The guys discuss a two-match week. We get the good and the bad starting with the Reynoso Party and a win over FC Dallas [2:41], then the less said the better about SK Covid [14:35]. We answer some questions [37:50], like are MNUFC good, what are MNUFC’s biggest needs, plus what the fuck is going on with Chacon! [1:07:38] Finally a very quick Houston preview, because why would MLS schedule us against a different team.