Getting Blasted in the Face

The gang is back and the one question on everyone’s mind is how Dave is doing after getting blasted in the face by Reynoso (Spoiler Alert: he’s good).

More importantly, we welcome new co-host Jessica to help discuss the debacle that was the Austin FC match, can the Loons actually make the playoffs, and Aziel Jackson.

After the break, we chat briefly about Minneapolis City, whether the Loons have a shot against Colorado at Plague Hill and lots of Champions League action.

Plus Zeller is on a heater if you wanna win some money!

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Clowns & Children

The boys are back to discuss and even more disappointing second match this year. They breakdown the failures against RSL, spend far too much time discussing David Ochoa and give out some Freddy Adu’s [10:01].

Next they discuss one big question: Who is this team? [49:45] Probably should’ve discussed why is this team. They also discuss the small smattering of MNUFC news [59:42].

After the break we preview the match against Austin FC [1:14:08] and talk some more MLS & Nations League news, how much money Dan and Dave lost last week (spoiler alert, Dave did well this week), and talk very briefly about all of the Champions League Fever [1:26:34].

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Nine Subs, Let’s Fucking Go!

Lots o’ Loon’s news staring with the whole ticket debacle [8:25]. The guys also chat about MNUFC transactions including #FreeChacon and some draft signings. There is also a Sports Science signing and Heath spouting some bullshit! Ike News and we chat a little preseason stuff.

After the break, it’s MLS news [1:02:10] including some actual signings and some fantastical signings. We discuss the new Concussions sub rule [1:08:45] (spoiler alert, it’s good) and CCL Fever [1:17:00]

Finally, we discuss world soccer stuff, mostly UWCL, we avoided a TDIK Derby [1:21:20], and then a Dave absolutely dominates in our now semi-regular feature Guess A Loon [1:34:05].

Wrexham, Damn Near Killed Him

We start the pod off with some United news [6:40] followed by some potential striker talk [16:55] Dan risked his marriage for this research, so please indulge him!

The boys then briefly discuss the revised MLS preseason [34:05] and briefly chat about #CCLFever [41:30] Spoiler Alert Toronto FC or Forged in Fire are fucked!

In the second half of the podcast, there is some good discussion about the soccer/futbol TV landscape in the US and how it is all just a House of Cards that John Skipper will own in 3 years [44:55]! Plus She Believes Cup kicks off on Thursday [1:14:10]

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Jizz Pillows

The morning started off so quiet, and then shit hit the fan. We discuss the United Newz! [5:30] and some final CBA talk for a while (we hope) [30:55]. Then we discuss how fucked Minneapolis City is going to be by the US Open Cup [48:25].

There is also international soccer happening right now with the Club World Cup [1:03:59]. CONCACAF gets even more CONCACAFY [1:11:52] and a little bit of English WoSo [1:18:50].

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#LetThemPlay2021

The boys discuss some brief United news including the official signing of Raitala [4:04]. Then it is MLS CBA newz you can uze! [23:06]

In the second half of the podcast, they discuss Forward Madison and Rose Cowbelle [50:55] and the USWNT and She Believes Cup roster [56:11].

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COACH FIGHT!

Waiting for MNUFC matches fucking sucks! So we discuss what we would do with a miraculously recovered Ike Opara! [13:58] And then some Reynoso discussions, first we discuss if he should be playing Top 5 European football and then and more importantly we compare him to Mark Messier and Ricky Rubio [23:46].

After the break Dan apologizes to Nashville SC fans [55:13], we discuss why MNUFC is so disrespected by the bookies [56:21] and then jump into our SporKS discussion [56:21].  Finally we discuss a Coach Fight [1:23:15] and then some world soccer [1:27:00] including Maradona, we each get 60 seconds to complain about our EPL teams, some national team discussion and admonishing Klopp!

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Refractory Period

Hoo boy! Playoff wins are very, very nice. The boys discuss a comprehensive (if a bit nerve-wracking) victory over the CRapids [7:02]. They also discuss the teams (new?) identity [38:15] and then cream our jeans over a possible Ramirez return [1:01:54] (Just imagine a Ramirez, Molino, Reynoso, Lod attack! See you just also orgasmed!)

Finally MLS is Bonkers [1:14:55] and some sexy European action [1:50:14]

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