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Ugh, do we have to do this again?

MJ, Zeller, and Jess discuss the debacle in Commerce City and introduce Jess to the concept of #HeathOut. After the break, we discuss Minneapolis City and do quick previews of the Vancouver and FC Dallas matches. 

Finally, we discuss some NWSL news and you could win a date with Jess!

Plus Zeller is still on a heater if you wanna win some money!

Baked Goods & Bad Takes

It’s finally here, an actual match week! But before we get to that we welcome Dark Clouds Silent Auction winner KJ. The guys start with some MNUFC news [6:15] before diving into our Loons Preview [14:15]. Instead of the traditional preview, we play a game of Over Unders and answer a couple of big questions. We end the first half of the podcast with some MLS news [1:04:45], including (the good) the hiring of Lucy Rushton in DC and (the bad) Sebastian Lletget.

After the break we get to Better Know a KJ [1:21:08], break down the match against Seattle on Friday [1:42:07] and discuss the return of NWSL [1:54:41].

It’s a long one we know, but hey, a lot of shit happened in the last week! 

Jizz Pillows

The morning started off so quiet, and then shit hit the fan. We discuss the United Newz! [5:30] and some final CBA talk for a while (we hope) [30:55]. Then we discuss how fucked Minneapolis City is going to be by the US Open Cup [48:25].

There is also international soccer happening right now with the Club World Cup [1:03:59]. CONCACAF gets even more CONCACAFY [1:11:52] and a little bit of English WoSo [1:18:50].

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#LetThemPlay2021

The boys discuss some brief United news including the official signing of Raitala [4:04]. Then it is MLS CBA newz you can uze! [23:06]

In the second half of the podcast, they discuss Forward Madison and Rose Cowbelle [50:55] and the USWNT and She Believes Cup roster [56:11].

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Bebelo is Our Lord and Savior

Dave, Dan & MJ get together to discuss a lot of MNUFC. They kick it off with [3:15] a very confusing match vs the Sporks. Are we a good bad team or a bad good team? Who the fuck knows? We dive into United News [34:00] before getting to the main course BEBELO! [46:24]

There is a great discussion on Women’s Champions League, USWNT in England, the Champions League Final and USMNT WC Qualifying [1:03:47] before we wrap up with our preview of the match in Dallas on Saturday night [1:33:36]

We also give Greg Ranjitsingh a sweet new nickname!

The D & D Boys are on the case

Dave & Dan keep it tight this week. They break down the drab MNUFC-RSL draw on Sunday. Praise the work of Ozzie Alonso and throw a bit of cold water on the Chacon Hype train. They also discuss a few of the other bonkers #MLSisBack matches last week and finally they discuss what to expect from a short-handed (and particularly rabid) CRapids team on Wednesday.

Donnie Does Dallas

This is without a doubt, the most informative podcast in our lengthy history! The boys were joined by an actual doctor, Doctor of diseases and things Dr. Zach Binney, @zbinney_NFLinj. Dr. Binney joined us mere minutes after the news of FC Dallas being forced out of the #MLSisBack Tourney by Dom Gruber.

We also discussed the other soccer things happening and then predicted some MLS soccer, which will look really fucking stupid when the tournament is canceled on July 8th.