Reynoso is GOD!

No MJ this week, unfortunately, but lots to talk about, so we briefly discuss the fucking debacle that was Sporks midweek.

The main point of the show was the dismantling of LA Galaxy on Saturday, we have lots of thoughts and thirsts for the men on the pitch!

We also discuss United news, briefly talk about the Dylan Wolpers Derby 8.0 and discuss one good team in Liverpool.

*Note: From about minute 20 to minute 28, Zeller’s mic is a bit crackly, apologies, or something.

Tee Shirts and Cocaine!

The gang is back together to discuss powder parties in Tonka, why a certain co-host might not have been getting the best toot back in the early 2000’s and why a Dave (we aren’t going to name them) should probably get their money back.

Oh yeah, some soccering happened too. Oh and there will be more soccering this week and Tee-shirts (maybe)!

Engaging with the Enemy

We bring on a very special guest to give us the lowdown on the Seattle Sounders, @CrazyCalico. She is a longtime Sounders fan, with roots dating back to the NASL days…

We also discuss the disappointing USMNT performances, some Loons abroad, Golden Gopher soccer, and Crows v Mingos!

Finally, we discuss the Sounders with an actual Sounders fan who knows more players than just the Roldan brothers. Spoiler Alert, Zeller is the only one who predicts victory!

Houston, You Have a Problem

The Daves discuss a very ugly win in Houston, and boy, do they have problems. They also briefly discuss the recent Ethan Finlay quotes in the Fishwrap Factory Westside and break down some Loonz Newz. 

After the break, it’s Minneapolis City, Gophers Soccer, and some USMNT news about the upcoming start of the Octagonal.

It’s very much a hodgepodge kinda podcast with far too much discussion of the shit we watched on Saturday night.

Oh, Adrian, …

The Daves have thoughts on MNUFC matches, especially lots of thoughts on the last two matches, the least of which is why haven’t we scored in the last 140+ minutes up a man, that’d be the first one! The second one is our absolute failure at scoring while up a man for 140 minutes. Otherwise, everything is cool, everything is fine.

A Very Uninformed EPL Preview

Did we just realize that the EPL was starting today? Maybe. Did we decide that we should do an EPL Preview at noon on Thursday? Definitely. So we definitively break down every team with no bias to any team whatsoever. Honestly, I think we broke things down pretty well, in the half-assed Dave’s kinda way.

We break every team down from A to Zed (spoiler alert, there isn’t a Zed team in the EPL this year). We also make some wagers on each team points O/U, so you can win some money!

The One with Alexi Lalas

We are back, this time with much less trivia noise, sorry ’bout that! We breakdown both 2-2 draws, one felt very much like a win, the other very much like a loss!

We also briefly discuss what is up with Wanchope, which MN celebrity we most want to buy into MNUFC, and whether or not Allianz will host a World Cup qualifier (Spoiler Alert, they won’t)!

After the break, we briefly chat about the upcoming Houston match and talk a little world soccer including a great USMNT performance and a disappointing USNWT performance!

Ethan Finlay Does Not Have a Dad Bod

We are back, this time with much less trivia noise, sorry ’bout that! We breakdown both 2-2 draws, one felt very much like a win, the other very much like a loss!

We also briefly discuss what is up with Wanchope, which MN celebrity we most want to buy into MNUFC, and whether or not Allianz will host a World Cup qualifier (Spoiler Alert, they won’t)!

After the break, we briefly chat about the upcoming Houston match and talk a little world soccer including a great USMNT performance and a disappointing USNWT performance!