Confusion and distrust swirled around social media Sunday morning as previously unheard-of twitter user @Justice4USSoccer…
Category: Satire
All for laughs, not grounded in any shared reality we might inhabit.
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United Derby Cancelled As All Three Teams Somehow Have Negative Goal Differential Against Each Other
Following consistently and confusingly poor performances against one another, all three MLS teams bearing the…
Despite strong showings against both Nicaragua and the United States, a devastating 3-0 loss to…
I know, you were all on the edge of your seats for the next Dungeons…
Minnesota United has been off since the 4th of July loss to Columbus. The simulation…
Growing tired of old urine-soaked retreads on PornHub and RedTube, area pee fetishist Ren Cochely…
Mission accomplished: VAR is now problem-free. I’m glad the powers that be stopped and read…
Reigniting a feud decades in the making and littered with ferocity throughout history, the MLS…
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