Some Good Old Fashioned Group Therapy

We kick things off with A SCHEDULE! [5:20]. We give some very cursory thoughts on the Loons schedule before diving into some actual Loons news. We have a small Wanchope update (he’s currently, as of this writing in the air to the US) and an actual match to talk about (beating the shit out of the Battery). We end the Loons segment with a quick update on our Loons abroad.

MLS announced the new Leagues Cup [33:02] and USSF announced the shitty version of the US Open Cup!

After the break, we discuss a bit of good USMNT news and a lot of shitty USMNT news [39:53]. All in all a good bit of group therapy.

MJ debuts a new game [1:10:30] and we wrap up with both Forward Madison/MPLS City news, as well as a few bits of world Women’s soccer [1:14:30].

Jizz Pillows

The morning started off so quiet, and then shit hit the fan. We discuss the United Newz! [5:30] and some final CBA talk for a while (we hope) [30:55]. Then we discuss how fucked Minneapolis City is going to be by the US Open Cup [48:25].

There is also international soccer happening right now with the Club World Cup [1:03:59]. CONCACAF gets even more CONCACAFY [1:11:52] and a little bit of English WoSo [1:18:50].

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#LetThemPlay2021

The boys discuss some brief United news including the official signing of Raitala [4:04]. Then it is MLS CBA newz you can uze! [23:06]

In the second half of the podcast, they discuss Forward Madison and Rose Cowbelle [50:55] and the USWNT and She Believes Cup roster [56:11].

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Clothes for Gnomes

Welcome to 2021! Shit’s not different at all.

We discuss the MNUFC news including Wilt Rapp, Dotson and the leaving of so many Loons [7:51]. The boys also discuss the biggest MNUFC needs, draft style [35:20], spoiler alert we need a 9!

After the break, it’s MLS news including a Dave being a Pinko commie liberal [49:27] and MJ’s Once A Loon spotlights John Alvbåge [1:11:52]. MJ geeks out on Union Berlin [1:19:32] and we briefly discuss some Europe stuff [1:27:49]

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Where is the Hyphen Located

The boys get together for one last 2020 podcast (suck it 2020)! We briefly discuss the pantsing of Seattle by the Crew [4:42] before jumping into the end of year roster moves [7:15].

After that, we break down and grade the 2020 season (harder than you think) by general position [15:30]. We also discuss potential offseason moves and what we would do if we were running the team.

Finally, we discuss some general MLS news  [1:09:45] and thank our patrons! [1:29:06]

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The Brian Schmetzer Orchestra

Man it sucks when the year is finally over. We discuss the Loons loss to the Sounders [5:45] and dive just a bit briefly into Adrian Heath and why he should be out [39:00].

Man, that #HeathOutStout beer is really good [1:06:30] and then we start to chat about next year and wether we would pick up options or try to re-sign players [1:07:52]. Finally we discuss the possibility of Will Trapp [1:14:22] and a bit of Europe.  

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The Tears of Vermes

Oh the tears, they taste so, so, sweet! The full gang is back (including Bill) and we discuss the annihilation of the Sporks [8:20] and answer some listener questions related to the match [43:40].

We also discuss the @MNDarkClouds EOY awards and the silent auction! Bid here, including bidding on a guest hosting spot or this very podcast [57:01]. There is also the very exciting news of Carl Fucking Craig being named manager of Forward Madison [1:14:45].

Finally, we preview the Western Conference Final against the Seattle Sounders in Seattle on Monday night [1:22:57]. 

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Loons Sliding Doors

Dave, Dan, & MJ record, quite possibly the shortest TDIK podcast ever. We’re just becoming efficient mf’ers. Or @MNUFC just didn’t do much shit. They also discuss the US national teams, rip Vito a new one (kinda, not really), and discuss some crazy Bovada MLS futures. Make some money by listening to this podcast!