Ethan Finlay Does Not Have a Dad Bod

We are back, this time with much less trivia noise, sorry ’bout that! We breakdown both 2-2 draws, one felt very much like a win, the other very much like a loss!

We also briefly discuss what is up with Wanchope, which MN celebrity we most want to buy into MNUFC, and whether or not Allianz will host a World Cup qualifier (Spoiler Alert, they won’t)!

After the break, we briefly chat about the upcoming Houston match and talk a little world soccer including a great USMNT performance and a disappointing USNWT performance!

Stu Holden wouldn’t know a foul if it punched him in the dick

We’re back, another week and 3 more points for MNUFC! We discuss the Portland match, which we definitely deserved to win, Referee Marcos de Oliveira who definitely should have red-carded himself, and Juan Agudelo is… good?

We also talk about the brilliant MPLS City season(s), preview a big (hopefully 6 point) week for the Loons, and discuss the US teams who qualified for international tournaments (Spoiler Alert: Only the women did it the right way).

The One Where Pork Chop Gets a Red

We’re back to discuss a terrible, maybe the most terrible, Loons loss of the year. We are light on Loon’s news, so we also remember a guy.

In the second half, lots of Minneapolis City news, we preview the only undefeated team in MLS and break down some World soccer (including the Gold Cup first matches, Copa America, & an English meltdown). Enjoy!

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EURO COPA Midweek Roundup #1

Just a little ol’ fashioned International Tournament Round-Upmpodcast with three people who have barely seen any of the matches. Will you learn anything about either UEFA or CONMEBOL soccer” Probably not. Will you learn life lessons like if your gonna wear 5-inch inseam shorts you need to abandon your boxer briefs? As a matter of fact, yes, yes you will learn that, and other fun tidbits!

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What is a WoSo

The gang gets together to discuss the announcement of a new MN Women’s Soccer team starting to play in the USLW next year.

They also discuss the new Dotson contract, break down a big week for MPLS City, briefly preview the upcoming FC Dallas match, and discuss Carli Lloyd becoming the oldest goalscorer in USWNT history!

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EURO 2021 Preview Podcast

MJ, Dan, and Dave are joined by a friend of the pod, Eric,  @BigGamGradeA27 for a EURO Preview Pod like no other. We break down every team, pick winners in every group, and basically give you free money. Join us on this crazy journey!

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Speaking of Sterilization, MJ

MJ and Dave spend the first half of the podcast talking about that very “CONCACAFy” USA v MEX Nations League Final, they also help Jess learn about the term “CONCACAFy”. Then it’s MPLS City, some exciting local WoSo news, and confirmed Roy Hodsgon to MLS news!

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Nine Subs, Let’s Fucking Go!

Lots o’ Loon’s news staring with the whole ticket debacle [8:25]. The guys also chat about MNUFC transactions including #FreeChacon and some draft signings. There is also a Sports Science signing and Heath spouting some bullshit! Ike News and we chat a little preseason stuff.

After the break, it’s MLS news [1:02:10] including some actual signings and some fantastical signings. We discuss the new Concussions sub rule [1:08:45] (spoiler alert, it’s good) and CCL Fever [1:17:00]

Finally, we discuss world soccer stuff, mostly UWCL, we avoided a TDIK Derby [1:21:20], and then a Dave absolutely dominates in our now semi-regular feature Guess A Loon [1:34:05].

Some Good Old Fashioned Group Therapy

We kick things off with A SCHEDULE! [5:20]. We give some very cursory thoughts on the Loons schedule before diving into some actual Loons news. We have a small Wanchope update (he’s currently, as of this writing in the air to the US) and an actual match to talk about (beating the shit out of the Battery). We end the Loons segment with a quick update on our Loons abroad.

MLS announced the new Leagues Cup [33:02] and USSF announced the shitty version of the US Open Cup!

After the break, we discuss a bit of good USMNT news and a lot of shitty USMNT news [39:53]. All in all a good bit of group therapy.

MJ debuts a new game [1:10:30] and we wrap up with both Forward Madison/MPLS City news, as well as a few bits of world Women’s soccer [1:14:30].