Wrexham, Damn Near Killed Him

We start the pod off with some United news [6:40] followed by some potential striker talk [16:55] Dan risked his marriage for this research, so please indulge him!

The boys then briefly discuss the revised MLS preseason [34:05] and briefly chat about #CCLFever [41:30] Spoiler Alert Toronto FC or Forged in Fire are fucked!

In the second half of the podcast, there is some good discussion about the soccer/futbol TV landscape in the US and how it is all just a House of Cards that John Skipper will own in 3 years [44:55]! Plus She Believes Cup kicks off on Thursday [1:14:10]

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Jizz Pillows

The morning started off so quiet, and then shit hit the fan. We discuss the United Newz! [5:30] and some final CBA talk for a while (we hope) [30:55]. Then we discuss how fucked Minneapolis City is going to be by the US Open Cup [48:25].

There is also international soccer happening right now with the Club World Cup [1:03:59]. CONCACAF gets even more CONCACAFY [1:11:52] and a little bit of English WoSo [1:18:50].

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#LetThemPlay2021

The boys discuss some brief United news including the official signing of Raitala [4:04]. Then it is MLS CBA newz you can uze! [23:06]

In the second half of the podcast, they discuss Forward Madison and Rose Cowbelle [50:55] and the USWNT and She Believes Cup roster [56:11].

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Phil Neville Phun Phacts

Just an MJ and a Dave this week. 

They briefly discuss some MNUFC stuff [6:25] before jumping into MLS news. The guys discuss Jordan Morris to Swansea City [16:32], put on their pinko commie hats to discuss the CBA [21:54], laugh at Club de Foot [33:40] for all the right reasons and discuss the holus-bolus of MLS manager news [40:46].

Finally we unveil a brand new segment the Phil Neville Phun Phacts Quiz [49:36]. Spoiler Alert, it does not go well for MJ.

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Clothes for Gnomes

Welcome to 2021! Shit’s not different at all.

We discuss the MNUFC news including Wilt Rapp, Dotson and the leaving of so many Loons [7:51]. The boys also discuss the biggest MNUFC needs, draft style [35:20], spoiler alert we need a 9!

After the break, it’s MLS news including a Dave being a Pinko commie liberal [49:27] and MJ’s Once A Loon spotlights John Alvbåge [1:11:52]. MJ geeks out on Union Berlin [1:19:32] and we briefly discuss some Europe stuff [1:27:49]

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Where is the Hyphen Located

The boys get together for one last 2020 podcast (suck it 2020)! We briefly discuss the pantsing of Seattle by the Crew [4:42] before jumping into the end of year roster moves [7:15].

After that, we break down and grade the 2020 season (harder than you think) by general position [15:30]. We also discuss potential offseason moves and what we would do if we were running the team.

Finally, we discuss some general MLS news  [1:09:45] and thank our patrons! [1:29:06]

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The Brian Schmetzer Orchestra

Man it sucks when the year is finally over. We discuss the Loons loss to the Sounders [5:45] and dive just a bit briefly into Adrian Heath and why he should be out [39:00].

Man, that #HeathOutStout beer is really good [1:06:30] and then we start to chat about next year and wether we would pick up options or try to re-sign players [1:07:52]. Finally we discuss the possibility of Will Trapp [1:14:22] and a bit of Europe.  

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The Tears of Vermes

Oh the tears, they taste so, so, sweet! The full gang is back (including Bill) and we discuss the annihilation of the Sporks [8:20] and answer some listener questions related to the match [43:40].

We also discuss the @MNDarkClouds EOY awards and the silent auction! Bid here, including bidding on a guest hosting spot or this very podcast [57:01]. There is also the very exciting news of Carl Fucking Craig being named manager of Forward Madison [1:14:45].

Finally, we preview the Western Conference Final against the Seattle Sounders in Seattle on Monday night [1:22:57]. 

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