The One Where Pork Chop Gets a Red

We’re back to discuss a terrible, maybe the most terrible, Loons loss of the year. We are light on Loon’s news, so we also remember a guy.

In the second half, lots of Minneapolis City news, we preview the only undefeated team in MLS and break down some World soccer (including the Gold Cup first matches, Copa America, & an English meltdown). Enjoy!

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Matias Almeyda is a sexy motherfuckr

Three Daves get together to discuss the debacle at Allianz. They also discuss Cade’s flow and 2 of the 3 Dave’s are extremely wrong about Almeyda’s flow.

After the break, City secures the title, MC2 goes to a final and we discuss the CRapids. Pus a little discussion on Euro 2020 and the COVIDAmerica 2020.
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Just A Good Old Fashioned Western Conference Preview

The annual Daves I Know MLS Western Conference Preview Podcast (luckily no Eastern Conference this year!)

The guys only kinda break down all 12 non-MNUFC teams in the Western Conference.

First Half [8:15]: Houston Dynamo, Sporting KC, Vancouver Whitecaps, Seattle Sounders, Colorado Rapids, Portland Timbers, & Real Sal Lake

Second Half [41:15]: FC Dallas, San Jose Earthquakes, Austin FC, LAFC, & LA Galaxy. We also answer a couple of questions and give our definitive Western Conference end-of-year standings!

Refractory Period

Hoo boy! Playoff wins are very, very nice. The boys discuss a comprehensive (if a bit nerve-wracking) victory over the CRapids [7:02]. They also discuss the teams (new?) identity [38:15] and then cream our jeans over a possible Ramirez return [1:01:54] (Just imagine a Ramirez, Molino, Reynoso, Lod attack! See you just also orgasmed!)

Finally MLS is Bonkers [1:14:55] and some sexy European action [1:50:14]

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Score or Die!

The boys either score or die! Or they discuss some Loons abroad [4:37], MJ spends ten minutes on our MPLS City minute [34:07], Zeller breaks down the Loons stakeholder call [50:47] and we discuss CRapids [1:02:25]. Also MJ tries to once again hijack a legitimate discussion about the best (most unattractive) footballer. [19:45] Fuck MJ!

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New Guy Season Came Early

The guys chat with Minneapolis City’s own Adam Pribyl & Sarah Schreier about recent coaching hires and kits that are fire [35:15]. First, however they need to discuss a very drab win [4:05] and talk playoff seeding & new guyz! [23:05]

In the second half of the pod they discuss (theoretical) upcoming matches against the Fire [54:12] & FC Dallas [1:00:30]. Finally they wrap up with a little Europe [1:08:02]

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Big Celery’s Big Right Foot

A match against Cincinnati means that we can record a podcast in less than an hour! We start by briefly recapping the FCC match and discuss Big Celery’s big right foot [3:25].

In our Big Questions segment, we ask has anyone been good since the MLS is Back tournament [13:53] (Spoiler Alert: Not really) and ask if it even matters if MNUFC hosts a playoff match [20:45].

Finally we preview the CRapids [42:28] and Sporks [51:58] matches.

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The D & D Boys are on the case

Dave & Dan keep it tight this week. They break down the drab MNUFC-RSL draw on Sunday. Praise the work of Ozzie Alonso and throw a bit of cold water on the Chacon Hype train. They also discuss a few of the other bonkers #MLSisBack matches last week and finally they discuss what to expect from a short-handed (and particularly rabid) CRapids team on Wednesday.