Clothes for Gnomes

Welcome to 2021! Shit’s not different at all.

We discuss the MNUFC news including Wilt Rapp, Dotson and the leaving of so many Loons [7:51]. The boys also discuss the biggest MNUFC needs, draft style [35:20], spoiler alert we need a 9!

After the break, it’s MLS news including a Dave being a Pinko commie liberal [49:27] and MJ’s Once A Loon spotlights John Alvbåge [1:11:52]. MJ geeks out on Union Berlin [1:19:32] and we briefly discuss some Europe stuff [1:27:49]

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Where is the Hyphen Located

The boys get together for one last 2020 podcast (suck it 2020)! We briefly discuss the pantsing of Seattle by the Crew [4:42] before jumping into the end of year roster moves [7:15].

After that, we break down and grade the 2020 season (harder than you think) by general position [15:30]. We also discuss potential offseason moves and what we would do if we were running the team.

Finally, we discuss some general MLS news  [1:09:45] and thank our patrons! [1:29:06]

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Horse Shit Prima Facie

Two match weeks are fun… until they are not. We briefly breakdown MNUFC’s one point week. First up [4:15] a dreadful performance in Columbus and then [16:49] dropped points at home to RSL.

Then Adrian Heath has some pretty stupid quotes [33:00] and we have some pretty harsh criticism for Inchy and we question what the hell is MNUFC’s offensive policy [47:20]?

We also briefly chat the rest of the Phase 2 schedule [1:02:30] and assess the Loons playoff odds before finally getting to FC Cincinnati [1:14:30] and their manager Vin Diesel Grant Wahl Jason Statham Jaap Stam (we think this is right).

No One Believes in Grilled Cheese Burritos

Hoo-boy, what a match, so far Zeller’s insides are beating that Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Burrito. But you’re here for the NBIU Adrian Heath-led Minnesota United FC Loons. We breakdown that match against the crowned-ass Columbus Crew, praise Heath, chide Harrison, and discuss how we can make the semis of the #MLSisDrunk tournament, amongst other things! 

2020 Eastern Conference Preview

Dave, Dan, & MJ record, quite possibly the shortest TDIK podcast ever. We’re just becoming efficient mf’ers. Or @MNUFC just didn’t do much shit. They also discuss the US national teams, rip Vito a new one (kinda, not really), and discuss some crazy Bovada MLS futures. Make some money by listening to this podcast!