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Ugh, do we have to do this again?

MJ, Zeller, and Jess discuss the debacle in Commerce City and introduce Jess to the concept of #HeathOut. After the break, we discuss Minneapolis City and do quick previews of the Vancouver and FC Dallas matches. 

Finally, we discuss some NWSL news and you could win a date with Jess!

Plus Zeller is still on a heater if you wanna win some money!

Getting Blasted in the Face

The gang is back and the one question on everyone’s mind is how Dave is doing after getting blasted in the face by Reynoso (Spoiler Alert: he’s good).

More importantly, we welcome new co-host Jessica to help discuss the debacle that was the Austin FC match, can the Loons actually make the playoffs, and Aziel Jackson.

After the break, we chat briefly about Minneapolis City, whether the Loons have a shot against Colorado at Plague Hill and lots of Champions League action.

Plus Zeller is on a heater if you wanna win some money!

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COACH FIGHT!

Waiting for MNUFC matches fucking sucks! So we discuss what we would do with a miraculously recovered Ike Opara! [13:58] And then some Reynoso discussions, first we discuss if he should be playing Top 5 European football and then and more importantly we compare him to Mark Messier and Ricky Rubio [23:46].

After the break Dan apologizes to Nashville SC fans [55:13], we discuss why MNUFC is so disrespected by the bookies [56:21] and then jump into our SporKS discussion [56:21].  Finally we discuss a Coach Fight [1:23:15] and then some world soccer [1:27:00] including Maradona, we each get 60 seconds to complain about our EPL teams, some national team discussion and admonishing Klopp!

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Refractory Period

Hoo boy! Playoff wins are very, very nice. The boys discuss a comprehensive (if a bit nerve-wracking) victory over the CRapids [7:02]. They also discuss the teams (new?) identity [38:15] and then cream our jeans over a possible Ramirez return [1:01:54] (Just imagine a Ramirez, Molino, Reynoso, Lod attack! See you just also orgasmed!)

Finally MLS is Bonkers [1:14:55] and some sexy European action [1:50:14]

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Score or Die!

The boys either score or die! Or they discuss some Loons abroad [4:37], MJ spends ten minutes on our MPLS City minute [34:07], Zeller breaks down the Loons stakeholder call [50:47] and we discuss CRapids [1:02:25]. Also MJ tries to once again hijack a legitimate discussion about the best (most unattractive) footballer. [19:45] Fuck MJ!

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