Not Ready for your Jelly

A 1-point-week and some pretty dreadful play have left the gang a bit nonplussed. Plus the Front Office has decided to double-down on a shitty COVID policy, which always sucks. There is also a discussion about what it will take for the Loons to make the playoffs.

Then we discuss the situation in the NWSL (TW: We discuss the recent sexual abuse scandal in North Carolina, while we don’t discuss specifics, we do discuss the fallout, which starts around 52:30). We wrap up the podcast by discussing Gopher soccer, how in the hell we will play the CRapids without 4 possible starters, and briefly chat the USMNT team. 

Losing Faith

A 1-point-week and some pretty dreadful play have left the gang a bit nonplussed. Plus the Front Office has decided to double-down on a shitty COVID policy, which always sucks. There is also a discussion about what it will take for the Loons to make the playoffs.

Then we discuss the situation in the NWSL (TW: We discuss the recent sexual abuse scandal in North Carolina, while we don’t discuss specifics, we do discuss the fallout, which starts around 52:30). We wrap up the podcast by discussing Gopher soccer, how in the hell we will play the CRapids without 4 possible starters, and briefly chat the USMNT team. 

200 Episodio Espectacular

Episode 200!!!! This one kind of got away from us. I promise we talk about the match against FC Dallas, we kinda preview the matches against Austin FC and the Portland Timbers. But, again, this one really gets away from us.

Special thanks to Bill McGuire, Chris Lidholm, Bruce McGuire, Dan Wade & the original Dave, David Martin for joining us for this very special episode!

The new Patreon beer, Red Card Rye has dropped, check your email to arrange a pickup!

What is a WoSo

The gang gets together to discuss the announcement of a new MN Women’s Soccer team starting to play in the USLW next year.

They also discuss the new Dotson contract, break down a big week for MPLS City, briefly preview the upcoming FC Dallas match, and discuss Carli Lloyd becoming the oldest goalscorer in USWNT history!

The new Patreon beer, Red Card Rye has dropped, check your email to arrange a pickup!

Ride or Dies

The gang is back to briefly discuss a six-point week, are bringing Jess around to our terrible pessimism, and discuss a potential re-brand of the podcast!

After the break, we break down a very nice Minneapolis City victory, talk about SUM and MLS breaking up, and talk about the Finals coming up this week. Also, Jess gives some very good plant advice!

Hashtag Heath Out Question Mark

Ugh, do we have to do this again?

MJ, Zeller, and Jess discuss the debacle in Commerce City and introduce Jess to the concept of #HeathOut. After the break, we discuss Minneapolis City and do quick previews of the Vancouver and FC Dallas matches. 

Finally, we discuss some NWSL news and you could win a date with Jess!

Plus Zeller is still on a heater if you wanna win some money!

Just A Good Old Fashioned Western Conference Preview

The annual Daves I Know MLS Western Conference Preview Podcast (luckily no Eastern Conference this year!)

The guys only kinda break down all 12 non-MNUFC teams in the Western Conference.

First Half [8:15]: Houston Dynamo, Sporting KC, Vancouver Whitecaps, Seattle Sounders, Colorado Rapids, Portland Timbers, & Real Sal Lake

Second Half [41:15]: FC Dallas, San Jose Earthquakes, Austin FC, LAFC, & LA Galaxy. We also answer a couple of questions and give our definitive Western Conference end-of-year standings!

Score or Die!

The boys either score or die! Or they discuss some Loons abroad [4:37], MJ spends ten minutes on our MPLS City minute [34:07], Zeller breaks down the Loons stakeholder call [50:47] and we discuss CRapids [1:02:25]. Also MJ tries to once again hijack a legitimate discussion about the best (most unattractive) footballer. [19:45] Fuck MJ!

[Time Stamps]

The Full Freddy Adu

Two game week means we can mostly ignore the crap game [5:11] and praise the wonder that is Reynoso from the second game [13:42]. We have a brief (and hopefully final) discussion of Heath’s comments on Kallman’s action [43:52].

In the second half of the podcast we discuss the bonkers end of the Western Conference season with seemingly no one wanting to be the 5th seed and face the Loons in Saint Paul [1:02:01]. We discuss two questions 1) Is Reynoso the best signing in MNUFC history [1:11:49] and what is the biggest surprise, Atlanta missing the playoffs or both expansion teams making the playoffs [1:20:03]

Finally help Zeller pick a Liga Mx team!

[Time Stamps]