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Ugh, do we have to do this again?

MJ, Zeller, and Jess discuss the debacle in Commerce City and introduce Jess to the concept of #HeathOut. After the break, we discuss Minneapolis City and do quick previews of the Vancouver and FC Dallas matches. 

Finally, we discuss some NWSL news and you could win a date with Jess!

Plus Zeller is still on a heater if you wanna win some money!

Just A Good Old Fashioned Western Conference Preview

The annual Daves I Know MLS Western Conference Preview Podcast (luckily no Eastern Conference this year!)

The guys only kinda break down all 12 non-MNUFC teams in the Western Conference.

First Half [8:15]: Houston Dynamo, Sporting KC, Vancouver Whitecaps, Seattle Sounders, Colorado Rapids, Portland Timbers, & Real Sal Lake

Second Half [41:15]: FC Dallas, San Jose Earthquakes, Austin FC, LAFC, & LA Galaxy. We also answer a couple of questions and give our definitive Western Conference end-of-year standings!

Score or Die!

The boys either score or die! Or they discuss some Loons abroad [4:37], MJ spends ten minutes on our MPLS City minute [34:07], Zeller breaks down the Loons stakeholder call [50:47] and we discuss CRapids [1:02:25]. Also MJ tries to once again hijack a legitimate discussion about the best (most unattractive) footballer. [19:45] Fuck MJ!

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The Full Freddy Adu

Two game week means we can mostly ignore the crap game [5:11] and praise the wonder that is Reynoso from the second game [13:42]. We have a brief (and hopefully final) discussion of Heath’s comments on Kallman’s action [43:52].

In the second half of the podcast we discuss the bonkers end of the Western Conference season with seemingly no one wanting to be the 5th seed and face the Loons in Saint Paul [1:02:01]. We discuss two questions 1) Is Reynoso the best signing in MNUFC history [1:11:49] and what is the biggest surprise, Atlanta missing the playoffs or both expansion teams making the playoffs [1:20:03]

Finally help Zeller pick a Liga Mx team!

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New Guy Season Came Early

The guys chat with Minneapolis City’s own Adam Pribyl & Sarah Schreier about recent coaching hires and kits that are fire [35:15]. First, however they need to discuss a very drab win [4:05] and talk playoff seeding & new guyz! [23:05]

In the second half of the pod they discuss (theoretical) upcoming matches against the Fire [54:12] & FC Dallas [1:00:30]. Finally they wrap up with a little Europe [1:08:02]

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MJAnon Keyboard Warriors

Just MJ & Zeller this week, so lots of awkward pauses. We keep our word and spend less than 5 minutes discussing the shitty result at Nashville [4:40].

The guys also once again why Heath hates subs (and you fellow MNUFC fan) [12:40] as  well as Discovery Rights drama [23:09]. They also briefly touch on the shitshow that is RSL right now (always) [30:21].

Finally in the second half we give you your Minneapolis City Minute [44:49], preview our upcoming (theoretical) matches 51:04, and answer some questions on how best to unlock Kamara and good N/A beer [1:04:15].

This one was short and tight. Enjoy!

Heath is All Out of Toye’s

The boys mix things up and start with United news, recapping the Mason Toye move to Montreal [4:33], before discussing a boring-ass 2-0 victory over FCC [31:10].

The Big Questions this week concern Inchy’s use of subs [46:15] and a discussion of if the team is losing fans [56:24] (Spoiler Alert: Yes).

Then we discuss the recent events of the San Diego Loyal [1:14:49] and former Loon Collin Martin. Finally [1:31:57] a two-match week preview.

Au Revoir Chacon

The guys discuss a two-match week. We get the good and the bad starting with the Reynoso Party and a win over FC Dallas [2:41], then the less said the better about SK Covid [14:35]. We answer some questions [37:50], like are MNUFC good, what are MNUFC’s biggest needs, plus what the fuck is going on with Chacon! [1:07:38] Finally a very quick Houston preview, because why would MLS schedule us against a different team.

Doctor Chase & Mister Pedro

Yikes, what a week, first up the guys discuss the debacle that was the Houston Dynamo match [4:31] before discussing the fucking fun times that was the RSL match [20:30]. 

Next they answer some burning questions proposed by Dave [50:55], including, why, how and what the fuck? Dan unloads on the MNUFC FO for some pettiness and Dave has just given up. Finally they discuss a two-match week [1:29:15] with a little of what they’d like to see over the course of the next seven days!

Bebelo is Our Lord and Savior

Dave, Dan & MJ get together to discuss a lot of MNUFC. They kick it off with [3:15] a very confusing match vs the Sporks. Are we a good bad team or a bad good team? Who the fuck knows? We dive into United News [34:00] before getting to the main course BEBELO! [46:24]

There is a great discussion on Women’s Champions League, USWNT in England, the Champions League Final and USMNT WC Qualifying [1:03:47] before we wrap up with our preview of the match in Dallas on Saturday night [1:33:36]

We also give Greg Ranjitsingh a sweet new nickname!