200 Episodio Espectacular

Episode 200!!!! This one kind of got away from us. I promise we talk about the match against FC Dallas, we kinda preview the matches against Austin FC and the Portland Timbers. But, again, this one really gets away from us.

Special thanks to Bill McGuire, Chris Lidholm, Bruce McGuire, Dan Wade & the original Dave, David Martin for joining us for this very special episode!

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What is a WoSo

The gang gets together to discuss the announcement of a new MN Women’s Soccer team starting to play in the USLW next year.

They also discuss the new Dotson contract, break down a big week for MPLS City, briefly preview the upcoming FC Dallas match, and discuss Carli Lloyd becoming the oldest goalscorer in USWNT history!

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Ride or Dies

The gang is back to briefly discuss a six-point week, are bringing Jess around to our terrible pessimism, and discuss a potential re-brand of the podcast!

After the break, we break down a very nice Minneapolis City victory, talk about SUM and MLS breaking up, and talk about the Finals coming up this week. Also, Jess gives some very good plant advice!

Hashtag Heath Out Question Mark

Ugh, do we have to do this again?

MJ, Zeller, and Jess discuss the debacle in Commerce City and introduce Jess to the concept of #HeathOut. After the break, we discuss Minneapolis City and do quick previews of the Vancouver and FC Dallas matches. 

Finally, we discuss some NWSL news and you could win a date with Jess!

Plus Zeller is still on a heater if you wanna win some money!

Just A Good Old Fashioned Western Conference Preview

The annual Daves I Know MLS Western Conference Preview Podcast (luckily no Eastern Conference this year!)

The guys only kinda break down all 12 non-MNUFC teams in the Western Conference.

First Half [8:15]: Houston Dynamo, Sporting KC, Vancouver Whitecaps, Seattle Sounders, Colorado Rapids, Portland Timbers, & Real Sal Lake

Second Half [41:15]: FC Dallas, San Jose Earthquakes, Austin FC, LAFC, & LA Galaxy. We also answer a couple of questions and give our definitive Western Conference end-of-year standings!

Score or Die!

The boys either score or die! Or they discuss some Loons abroad [4:37], MJ spends ten minutes on our MPLS City minute [34:07], Zeller breaks down the Loons stakeholder call [50:47] and we discuss CRapids [1:02:25]. Also MJ tries to once again hijack a legitimate discussion about the best (most unattractive) footballer. [19:45] Fuck MJ!

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The Full Freddy Adu

Two game week means we can mostly ignore the crap game [5:11] and praise the wonder that is Reynoso from the second game [13:42]. We have a brief (and hopefully final) discussion of Heath’s comments on Kallman’s action [43:52].

In the second half of the podcast we discuss the bonkers end of the Western Conference season with seemingly no one wanting to be the 5th seed and face the Loons in Saint Paul [1:02:01]. We discuss two questions 1) Is Reynoso the best signing in MNUFC history [1:11:49] and what is the biggest surprise, Atlanta missing the playoffs or both expansion teams making the playoffs [1:20:03]

Finally help Zeller pick a Liga Mx team!

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New Guy Season Came Early

The guys chat with Minneapolis City’s own Adam Pribyl & Sarah Schreier about recent coaching hires and kits that are fire [35:15]. First, however they need to discuss a very drab win [4:05] and talk playoff seeding & new guyz! [23:05]

In the second half of the pod they discuss (theoretical) upcoming matches against the Fire [54:12] & FC Dallas [1:00:30]. Finally they wrap up with a little Europe [1:08:02]

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MJAnon Keyboard Warriors

Just MJ & Zeller this week, so lots of awkward pauses. We keep our word and spend less than 5 minutes discussing the shitty result at Nashville [4:40].

The guys also once again why Heath hates subs (and you fellow MNUFC fan) [12:40] as  well as Discovery Rights drama [23:09]. They also briefly touch on the shitshow that is RSL right now (always) [30:21].

Finally in the second half we give you your Minneapolis City Minute [44:49], preview our upcoming (theoretical) matches 51:04, and answer some questions on how best to unlock Kamara and good N/A beer [1:04:15].

This one was short and tight. Enjoy!

Heath is All Out of Toye’s

The boys mix things up and start with United news, recapping the Mason Toye move to Montreal [4:33], before discussing a boring-ass 2-0 victory over FCC [31:10].

The Big Questions this week concern Inchy’s use of subs [46:15] and a discussion of if the team is losing fans [56:24] (Spoiler Alert: Yes).

Then we discuss the recent events of the San Diego Loyal [1:14:49] and former Loon Collin Martin. Finally [1:31:57] a two-match week preview.