Jizz Pillows

The morning started off so quiet, and then shit hit the fan. We discuss the United Newz! [5:30] and some final CBA talk for a while (we hope) [30:55]. Then we discuss how fucked Minneapolis City is going to be by the US Open Cup [48:25].

There is also international soccer happening right now with the Club World Cup [1:03:59]. CONCACAF gets even more CONCACAFY [1:11:52] and a little bit of English WoSo [1:18:50].

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#LetThemPlay2021

The boys discuss some brief United news including the official signing of Raitala [4:04]. Then it is MLS CBA newz you can uze! [23:06]

In the second half of the podcast, they discuss Forward Madison and Rose Cowbelle [50:55] and the USWNT and She Believes Cup roster [56:11].

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Au Revoir Chacon

The guys discuss a two-match week. We get the good and the bad starting with the Reynoso Party and a win over FC Dallas [2:41], then the less said the better about SK Covid [14:35]. We answer some questions [37:50], like are MNUFC good, what are MNUFC’s biggest needs, plus what the fuck is going on with Chacon! [1:07:38] Finally a very quick Houston preview, because why would MLS schedule us against a different team.

Doctor Chase & Mister Pedro

Yikes, what a week, first up the guys discuss the debacle that was the Houston Dynamo match [4:31] before discussing the fucking fun times that was the RSL match [20:30]. 

Next they answer some burning questions proposed by Dave [50:55], including, why, how and what the fuck? Dan unloads on the MNUFC FO for some pettiness and Dave has just given up. Finally they discuss a two-match week [1:29:15] with a little of what they’d like to see over the course of the next seven days!

Bebelo is Our Lord and Savior

Dave, Dan & MJ get together to discuss a lot of MNUFC. They kick it off with [3:15] a very confusing match vs the Sporks. Are we a good bad team or a bad good team? Who the fuck knows? We dive into United News [34:00] before getting to the main course BEBELO! [46:24]

There is a great discussion on Women’s Champions League, USWNT in England, the Champions League Final and USMNT WC Qualifying [1:03:47] before we wrap up with our preview of the match in Dallas on Saturday night [1:33:36]

We also give Greg Ranjitsingh a sweet new nickname!

On a Scale of Calvo In to Heath Out

The boys are back to discuss a few bits of [5:09] United News, [23:28] answer some questions about what to expect from the Loons in Phase 1, including our expectations and fans in the stands. We also plunder Heath’s holes, he has a lot of them and he really likes getting them filled, or at least trying to .

We chat [43:20] MLS anthem, [52:07] the MNUFC v Sporks match, and [1:19:25] European championships.v

Apology Tour

The gang is all back together and there is a lot of shit to talk about. We have MLS & NWSL tourneys, USSF realizing they suck ass, Bundesliga, FC Seoul shitting the bed, EPL Re-Preview, and an apology tour. Plus some questions!
We also get a Carl Craig story, determine MVO is good crazy and talk wrasslin’.

Oh yeah, also some other dumb soccer shit.

Wait, is Luciano Pavarotti dead?

The boys get together to discuss Bundesliga, a new Premier League scheme, Geisterspiele in Bundesliga, whatever the fuck is going on in MLS (aka Snitches get Stitches), and some other stuff like an amazing Forward Madison shirt, Dam Graber shaking in his boots and Pavarotti, for some fucking reason!