Tee Shirts and Cocaine!

The gang is back together to discuss powder parties in Tonka, why a certain co-host might not have been getting the best toot back in the early 2000’s and why a Dave (we aren’t going to name them) should probably get their money back.

Oh yeah, some soccering happened too. Oh and there will be more soccering this week and Tee-shirts (maybe)!

Engaging with the Enemy

We bring on a very special guest to give us the lowdown on the Seattle Sounders, @CrazyCalico. She is a longtime Sounders fan, with roots dating back to the NASL days…

We also discuss the disappointing USMNT performances, some Loons abroad, Golden Gopher soccer, and Crows v Mingos!

Finally, we discuss the Sounders with an actual Sounders fan who knows more players than just the Roldan brothers. Spoiler Alert, Zeller is the only one who predicts victory!

Phil Neville Phun Phacts

Just an MJ and a Dave this week. 

They briefly discuss some MNUFC stuff [6:25] before jumping into MLS news. The guys discuss Jordan Morris to Swansea City [16:32], put on their pinko commie hats to discuss the CBA [21:54], laugh at Club de Foot [33:40] for all the right reasons and discuss the holus-bolus of MLS manager news [40:46].

Finally we unveil a brand new segment the Phil Neville Phun Phacts Quiz [49:36]. Spoiler Alert, it does not go well for MJ.

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Clothes for Gnomes

Welcome to 2021! Shit’s not different at all.

We discuss the MNUFC news including Wilt Rapp, Dotson and the leaving of so many Loons [7:51]. The boys also discuss the biggest MNUFC needs, draft style [35:20], spoiler alert we need a 9!

After the break, it’s MLS news including a Dave being a Pinko commie liberal [49:27] and MJ’s Once A Loon spotlights John Alvbåge [1:11:52]. MJ geeks out on Union Berlin [1:19:32] and we briefly discuss some Europe stuff [1:27:49]

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Where is the Hyphen Located

The boys get together for one last 2020 podcast (suck it 2020)! We briefly discuss the pantsing of Seattle by the Crew [4:42] before jumping into the end of year roster moves [7:15].

After that, we break down and grade the 2020 season (harder than you think) by general position [15:30]. We also discuss potential offseason moves and what we would do if we were running the team.

Finally, we discuss some general MLS news  [1:09:45] and thank our patrons! [1:29:06]

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The Brian Schmetzer Orchestra

Man it sucks when the year is finally over. We discuss the Loons loss to the Sounders [5:45] and dive just a bit briefly into Adrian Heath and why he should be out [39:00].

Man, that #HeathOutStout beer is really good [1:06:30] and then we start to chat about next year and wether we would pick up options or try to re-sign players [1:07:52]. Finally we discuss the possibility of Will Trapp [1:14:22] and a bit of Europe.  

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