Tag: MLS

I Don’t Like Making Excuses, Here’s My Excuse

The main crew is back this evening to discuss two, extremely depressing, dropped points versus Houston [3:15]. Then it’s on to the Big Questions! This week, the hell is going on with Kamara and how do we fix it [28:00] and, then it wouldn’t be the Daves if there weren’t multiple extended “discussions” about Heath including tactics and game planning [40:15]. They end the first half we some discussion on other United news [52:30].

In the second half of the podcast, MLS NEWZ! [100:33] including the Supporters Shield dramz and The Athletic’s recent article on MLS owners. They spend a little over five minutes discussing FCC [1:18:58] and end with the most recent Daves I Know Derby [1:24:01].

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MJAnon Keyboard Warriors

Just MJ & Zeller this week, so lots of awkward pauses. We keep our word and spend less than 5 minutes discussing the shitty result at Nashville [4:40].

The guys also once again why Heath hates subs (and you fellow MNUFC fan) [12:40] as  well as Discovery Rights drama [23:09]. They also briefly touch on the shitshow that is RSL right now (always) [30:21].

Finally in the second half we give you your Minneapolis City Minute [44:49], preview our upcoming (theoretical) matches 51:04, and answer some questions on how best to unlock Kamara and good N/A beer [1:04:15].

This one was short and tight. Enjoy!

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Heath is All Out of Toye’s

The boys mix things up and start with United news, recapping the Mason Toye move to Montreal [4:33], before discussing a boring-ass 2-0 victory over FCC [31:10].

The Big Questions this week concern Inchy’s use of subs [46:15] and a discussion of if the team is losing fans [56:24] (Spoiler Alert: Yes).

Then we discuss the recent events of the San Diego Loyal [1:14:49] and former Loon Collin Martin. Finally [1:31:57] a two-match week preview.

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Horse Shit Prima Facie

Two match weeks are fun… until they are not. We briefly breakdown MNUFC’s one point week. First up [4:15] a dreadful performance in Columbus and then [16:49] dropped points at home to RSL.

Then Adrian Heath has some pretty stupid quotes [33:00] and we have some pretty harsh criticism for Inchy and we question what the hell is MNUFC’s offensive policy [47:20]?

We also briefly chat the rest of the Phase 2 schedule [1:02:30] and assess the Loons playoff odds before finally getting to FC Cincinnati [1:14:30] and their manager Vin Diesel Grant Wahl Jason Statham Jaap Stam (we think this is right).

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Lights, Kamara, Action

Snatching a draw from the jaws of victory is classic Heath [5:17], the guys discuss the Jekyll and Hyde-ness of MNUFC and answer a couple of questions along with some choice words for our Freddy Adu’s [25:30].

Later they discuss if the style of MNUFC’s play is sustainable (spoiler alert: it’s probably not) and break out the Excuse-o-Meter for what excuses the team can use because the road vs home matches argument is getting stupid [47:35]

Finally, we discuss the roster moves [1:02:14], and briefly discuss our two-match week, at Columbus [1:22:40] & home vs RSL [1:34:24].

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Au Revoir Chacon

The guys discuss a two-match week. We get the good and the bad starting with the Reynoso Party and a win over FC Dallas [2:41], then the less said the better about SK Covid [14:35]. We answer some questions [37:50], like are MNUFC good, what are MNUFC’s biggest needs, plus what the fuck is going on with Chacon! [1:07:38] Finally a very quick Houston preview, because why would MLS schedule us against a different team.

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Doctor Chase & Mister Pedro

Yikes, what a week, first up the guys discuss the debacle that was the Houston Dynamo match [4:31] before discussing the fucking fun times that was the RSL match [20:30]. 

Next they answer some burning questions proposed by Dave [50:55], including, why, how and what the fuck? Dan unloads on the MNUFC FO for some pettiness and Dave has just given up. Finally they discuss a two-match week [1:29:15] with a little of what they’d like to see over the course of the next seven days!

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Bebelo is Our Lord and Savior

Dave, Dan & MJ get together to discuss a lot of MNUFC. They kick it off with [3:15] a very confusing match vs the Sporks. Are we a good bad team or a bad good team? Who the fuck knows? We dive into United News [34:00] before getting to the main course BEBELO! [46:24]

There is a great discussion on Women’s Champions League, USWNT in England, the Champions League Final and USMNT WC Qualifying [1:03:47] before we wrap up with our preview of the match in Dallas on Saturday night [1:33:36]

We also give Greg Ranjitsingh a sweet new nickname!

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On a Scale of Calvo In to Heath Out

The boys are back to discuss a few bits of [5:09] United News, [23:28] answer some questions about what to expect from the Loons in Phase 1, including our expectations and fans in the stands. We also plunder Heath’s holes, he has a lot of them and he really likes getting them filled, or at least trying to .

We chat [43:20] MLS anthem, [52:07] the MNUFC v Sporks match, and [1:19:25] European championships.v

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Wherein a Dave Makes a Case that Heath Wasn’t Complete Shit

Just MJ and a Dave this week and we discuss the #MLSisBack Semifinal against Orlando City, marvel at Nani and a Dave makes the case that this one wasn’t really on Heath. I know, someone make sure to send this one to the MNUFC FO!

We also chat MLS is Back, Back Again (or whatever the hell we are going to call it) and what Phase 1 means for MLS. Plus we give some congratulations to mediocre NYCFC player Andrea Pirlo, who was just named manager at Juventus!

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