Wherein a Dave Makes a Case that Heath Wasn’t Complete Shit

Just MJ and a Dave this week and we discuss the #MLSisBack Semifinal against Orlando City, marvel at Nani and a Dave makes the case that this one wasn’t really on Heath. I know, someone make sure to send this one to the MNUFC FO!

We also chat MLS is Back, Back Again (or whatever the hell we are going to call it) and what Phase 1 means for MLS. Plus we give some congratulations to mediocre NYCFC player Andrea Pirlo, who was just named manager at Juventus!

No One Believes in Grilled Cheese Burritos

Hoo-boy, what a match, so far Zeller’s insides are beating that Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Burrito. But you’re here for the NBIU Adrian Heath-led Minnesota United FC Loons. We breakdown that match against the crowned-ass Columbus Crew, praise Heath, chide Harrison, and discuss how we can make the semis of the #MLSisDrunk tournament, amongst other things!