Tee Shirts and Cocaine!

The gang is back together to discuss powder parties in Tonka, why a certain co-host might not have been getting the best toot back in the early 2000’s and why a Dave (we aren’t going to name them) should probably get their money back.

Oh yeah, some soccering happened too. Oh and there will be more soccering this week and Tee-shirts (maybe)!

Engaging with the Enemy

We bring on a very special guest to give us the lowdown on the Seattle Sounders, @CrazyCalico. She is a longtime Sounders fan, with roots dating back to the NASL days…

We also discuss the disappointing USMNT performances, some Loons abroad, Golden Gopher soccer, and Crows v Mingos!

Finally, we discuss the Sounders with an actual Sounders fan who knows more players than just the Roldan brothers. Spoiler Alert, Zeller is the only one who predicts victory!

Houston, You Have a Problem

The Daves discuss a very ugly win in Houston, and boy, do they have problems. They also briefly discuss the recent Ethan Finlay quotes in the Fishwrap Factory Westside and break down some Loonz Newz. 

After the break, it’s Minneapolis City, Gophers Soccer, and some USMNT news about the upcoming start of the Octagonal.

It’s very much a hodgepodge kinda podcast with far too much discussion of the shit we watched on Saturday night.

Some Good Old Fashioned Group Therapy

We kick things off with A SCHEDULE! [5:20]. We give some very cursory thoughts on the Loons schedule before diving into some actual Loons news. We have a small Wanchope update (he’s currently, as of this writing in the air to the US) and an actual match to talk about (beating the shit out of the Battery). We end the Loons segment with a quick update on our Loons abroad.

MLS announced the new Leagues Cup [33:02] and USSF announced the shitty version of the US Open Cup!

After the break, we discuss a bit of good USMNT news and a lot of shitty USMNT news [39:53]. All in all a good bit of group therapy.

MJ debuts a new game [1:10:30] and we wrap up with both Forward Madison/MPLS City news, as well as a few bits of world Women’s soccer [1:14:30].

Dotson is Wanted for Murder

This was supposed to be a short one and then it kinda got away from us! The guys start out with MNUFC news [6:15]. Then the Ramón Ábila rumors are discussed, including currently evolving rumors [19:10].

After the break, there is a lot of USMNT discussion [42:04], including discussion of Hassani Dotson currently being wanted for the murder of a Dominican Right Back and how best for MNUFC to use Dotson this year [1:11:30], Spoiler Alert it gets weird.

Ft. Lauderdale is the New Jersey of Florida

The guys get together to discuss lots of MNUFC news [8:30], including some quotes Adrian Heath gave to Jerry Zgoda, the Juan Agudelo signing, the shitty Ike Opara news, and briefly discuss the preseason schedule.

After the break, it’s MLS news time [42:22]. They discuss the US Open Cup plan and schedules (Tinfoil Dan pops up to make an appearance), the Wilfs wanting to purchase Orlando City SC and the plan for Canadian teams in mostly Florida.

Finally, MJ surprises Zeller with a Very Special Better Know A Loon [1:03:00] and we wrap up with some MPLS City news [1:07:02].

Score or Die!

The boys either score or die! Or they discuss some Loons abroad [4:37], MJ spends ten minutes on our MPLS City minute [34:07], Zeller breaks down the Loons stakeholder call [50:47] and we discuss CRapids [1:02:25]. Also MJ tries to once again hijack a legitimate discussion about the best (most unattractive) footballer. [19:45] Fuck MJ!

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