Phil Neville Phun Phacts

Just an MJ and a Dave this week. 

They briefly discuss some MNUFC stuff [6:25] before jumping into MLS news. The guys discuss Jordan Morris to Swansea City [16:32], put on their pinko commie hats to discuss the CBA [21:54], laugh at Club de Foot [33:40] for all the right reasons and discuss the holus-bolus of MLS manager news [40:46].

Finally we unveil a brand new segment the Phil Neville Phun Phacts Quiz [49:36]. Spoiler Alert, it does not go well for MJ.

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Clothes for Gnomes

Welcome to 2021! Shit’s not different at all.

We discuss the MNUFC news including Wilt Rapp, Dotson and the leaving of so many Loons [7:51]. The boys also discuss the biggest MNUFC needs, draft style [35:20], spoiler alert we need a 9!

After the break, it’s MLS news including a Dave being a Pinko commie liberal [49:27] and MJ’s Once A Loon spotlights John Alvbåge [1:11:52]. MJ geeks out on Union Berlin [1:19:32] and we briefly discuss some Europe stuff [1:27:49]

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Where is the Hyphen Located

The boys get together for one last 2020 podcast (suck it 2020)! We briefly discuss the pantsing of Seattle by the Crew [4:42] before jumping into the end of year roster moves [7:15].

After that, we break down and grade the 2020 season (harder than you think) by general position [15:30]. We also discuss potential offseason moves and what we would do if we were running the team.

Finally, we discuss some general MLS news  [1:09:45] and thank our patrons! [1:29:06]

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The Brian Schmetzer Orchestra

Man it sucks when the year is finally over. We discuss the Loons loss to the Sounders [5:45] and dive just a bit briefly into Adrian Heath and why he should be out [39:00].

Man, that #HeathOutStout beer is really good [1:06:30] and then we start to chat about next year and wether we would pick up options or try to re-sign players [1:07:52]. Finally we discuss the possibility of Will Trapp [1:14:22] and a bit of Europe.  

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The Tears of Vermes

Oh the tears, they taste so, so, sweet! The full gang is back (including Bill) and we discuss the annihilation of the Sporks [8:20] and answer some listener questions related to the match [43:40].

We also discuss the @MNDarkClouds EOY awards and the silent auction! Bid here, including bidding on a guest hosting spot or this very podcast [57:01]. There is also the very exciting news of Carl Fucking Craig being named manager of Forward Madison [1:14:45].

Finally, we preview the Western Conference Final against the Seattle Sounders in Seattle on Monday night [1:22:57]. 

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COACH FIGHT!

Waiting for MNUFC matches fucking sucks! So we discuss what we would do with a miraculously recovered Ike Opara! [13:58] And then some Reynoso discussions, first we discuss if he should be playing Top 5 European football and then and more importantly we compare him to Mark Messier and Ricky Rubio [23:46].

After the break Dan apologizes to Nashville SC fans [55:13], we discuss why MNUFC is so disrespected by the bookies [56:21] and then jump into our SporKS discussion [56:21].  Finally we discuss a Coach Fight [1:23:15] and then some world soccer [1:27:00] including Maradona, we each get 60 seconds to complain about our EPL teams, some national team discussion and admonishing Klopp!

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Refractory Period

Hoo boy! Playoff wins are very, very nice. The boys discuss a comprehensive (if a bit nerve-wracking) victory over the CRapids [7:02]. They also discuss the teams (new?) identity [38:15] and then cream our jeans over a possible Ramirez return [1:01:54] (Just imagine a Ramirez, Molino, Reynoso, Lod attack! See you just also orgasmed!)

Finally MLS is Bonkers [1:14:55] and some sexy European action [1:50:14]

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Score or Die!

The boys either score or die! Or they discuss some Loons abroad [4:37], MJ spends ten minutes on our MPLS City minute [34:07], Zeller breaks down the Loons stakeholder call [50:47] and we discuss CRapids [1:02:25]. Also MJ tries to once again hijack a legitimate discussion about the best (most unattractive) footballer. [19:45] Fuck MJ!

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The Full Freddy Adu

Two game week means we can mostly ignore the crap game [5:11] and praise the wonder that is Reynoso from the second game [13:42]. We have a brief (and hopefully final) discussion of Heath’s comments on Kallman’s action [43:52].

In the second half of the podcast we discuss the bonkers end of the Western Conference season with seemingly no one wanting to be the 5th seed and face the Loons in Saint Paul [1:02:01]. We discuss two questions 1) Is Reynoso the best signing in MNUFC history [1:11:49] and what is the biggest surprise, Atlanta missing the playoffs or both expansion teams making the playoffs [1:20:03]

Finally help Zeller pick a Liga Mx team!

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