Lights, Kamara, Action

Snatching a draw from the jaws of victory is classic Heath [5:17], the guys discuss the Jekyll and Hyde-ness of MNUFC and answer a couple of questions along with some choice words for our Freddy Adu’s [25:30].

Later they discuss if the style of MNUFC’s play is sustainable (spoiler alert: it’s probably not) and break out the Excuse-o-Meter for what excuses the team can use because the road vs home matches argument is getting stupid [47:35]

Finally, we discuss the roster moves [1:02:14], and briefly discuss our two-match week, at Columbus [1:22:40] & home vs RSL [1:34:24].

Au Revoir Chacon

The guys discuss a two-match week. We get the good and the bad starting with the Reynoso Party and a win over FC Dallas [2:41], then the less said the better about SK Covid [14:35]. We answer some questions [37:50], like are MNUFC good, what are MNUFC’s biggest needs, plus what the fuck is going on with Chacon! [1:07:38] Finally a very quick Houston preview, because why would MLS schedule us against a different team.

Doctor Chase & Mister Pedro

Yikes, what a week, first up the guys discuss the debacle that was the Houston Dynamo match [4:31] before discussing the fucking fun times that was the RSL match [20:30]. 

Next they answer some burning questions proposed by Dave [50:55], including, why, how and what the fuck? Dan unloads on the MNUFC FO for some pettiness and Dave has just given up. Finally they discuss a two-match week [1:29:15] with a little of what they’d like to see over the course of the next seven days!

Bebelo is Our Lord and Savior

Dave, Dan & MJ get together to discuss a lot of MNUFC. They kick it off with [3:15] a very confusing match vs the Sporks. Are we a good bad team or a bad good team? Who the fuck knows? We dive into United News [34:00] before getting to the main course BEBELO! [46:24]

There is a great discussion on Women’s Champions League, USWNT in England, the Champions League Final and USMNT WC Qualifying [1:03:47] before we wrap up with our preview of the match in Dallas on Saturday night [1:33:36]

We also give Greg Ranjitsingh a sweet new nickname!

On a Scale of Calvo In to Heath Out

The boys are back to discuss a few bits of [5:09] United News, [23:28] answer some questions about what to expect from the Loons in Phase 1, including our expectations and fans in the stands. We also plunder Heath’s holes, he has a lot of them and he really likes getting them filled, or at least trying to .

We chat [43:20] MLS anthem, [52:07] the MNUFC v Sporks match, and [1:19:25] European championships.v

Wherein a Dave Makes a Case that Heath Wasn’t Complete Shit

Just MJ and a Dave this week and we discuss the #MLSisBack Semifinal against Orlando City, marvel at Nani and a Dave makes the case that this one wasn’t really on Heath. I know, someone make sure to send this one to the MNUFC FO!

We also chat MLS is Back, Back Again (or whatever the hell we are going to call it) and what Phase 1 means for MLS. Plus we give some congratulations to mediocre NYCFC player Andrea Pirlo, who was just named manager at Juventus!

A Dave Gets Talked Off a Sports Watching Ledge

A Dave talks with Sean Aronson, PxP voice for the St. Paul Saints and the Director of Broadcast & Media Relations (@TheVoiceBTV on twitter) about the opening up of stadiums, specifically the Saint Paul Saints, what other local sports teams can learn from the Saints experience and a little bit about what they’ve learned so far. Sorry no dick jokes in this one, this one is actually pretty informative. Regular dick jokes will be back on Monday night! Here is the COVID-19 readiness document we reference in the podcast.

No One Believes in Grilled Cheese Burritos

Hoo-boy, what a match, so far Zeller’s insides are beating that Taco Bell Grilled Cheese Burrito. But you’re here for the NBIU Adrian Heath-led Minnesota United FC Loons. We breakdown that match against the crowned-ass Columbus Crew, praise Heath, chide Harrison, and discuss how we can make the semis of the #MLSisDrunk tournament, amongst other things!