MJAnon Keyboard Warriors

Just MJ & Zeller this week, so lots of awkward pauses. We keep our word and spend less than 5 minutes discussing the shitty result at Nashville [4:40].

The guys also once again why Heath hates subs (and you fellow MNUFC fan) [12:40] as  well as Discovery Rights drama [23:09]. They also briefly touch on the shitshow that is RSL right now (always) [30:21].

Finally in the second half we give you your Minneapolis City Minute [44:49], preview our upcoming (theoretical) matches 51:04, and answer some questions on how best to unlock Kamara and good N/A beer [1:04:15].

This one was short and tight. Enjoy!

Horse Shit Prima Facie

Two match weeks are fun… until they are not. We briefly breakdown MNUFC’s one point week. First up [4:15] a dreadful performance in Columbus and then [16:49] dropped points at home to RSL.

Then Adrian Heath has some pretty stupid quotes [33:00] and we have some pretty harsh criticism for Inchy and we question what the hell is MNUFC’s offensive policy [47:20]?

We also briefly chat the rest of the Phase 2 schedule [1:02:30] and assess the Loons playoff odds before finally getting to FC Cincinnati [1:14:30] and their manager Vin Diesel Grant Wahl Jason Statham Jaap Stam (we think this is right).

Lights, Kamara, Action

Snatching a draw from the jaws of victory is classic Heath [5:17], the guys discuss the Jekyll and Hyde-ness of MNUFC and answer a couple of questions along with some choice words for our Freddy Adu’s [25:30].

Later they discuss if the style of MNUFC’s play is sustainable (spoiler alert: it’s probably not) and break out the Excuse-o-Meter for what excuses the team can use because the road vs home matches argument is getting stupid [47:35]

Finally, we discuss the roster moves [1:02:14], and briefly discuss our two-match week, at Columbus [1:22:40] & home vs RSL [1:34:24].

Doctor Chase & Mister Pedro

Yikes, what a week, first up the guys discuss the debacle that was the Houston Dynamo match [4:31] before discussing the fucking fun times that was the RSL match [20:30]. 

Next they answer some burning questions proposed by Dave [50:55], including, why, how and what the fuck? Dan unloads on the MNUFC FO for some pettiness and Dave has just given up. Finally they discuss a two-match week [1:29:15] with a little of what they’d like to see over the course of the next seven days!

The D & D Boys are on the case

Dave & Dan keep it tight this week. They break down the drab MNUFC-RSL draw on Sunday. Praise the work of Ozzie Alonso and throw a bit of cold water on the Chacon Hype train. They also discuss a few of the other bonkers #MLSisBack matches last week and finally they discuss what to expect from a short-handed (and particularly rabid) CRapids team on Wednesday.

2020 Western Conference Preview

Dave, Dan, & MJ record, quite possibly the shortest TDIK podcast ever. We’re just becoming efficient mf’ers. Or @MNUFC just didn’t do much shit. They also discuss the US national teams, rip Vito a new one (kinda, not really), and discuss some crazy Bovada MLS futures. Make some money by listening to this podcast!