The Tears of Vermes

Oh the tears, they taste so, so, sweet! The full gang is back (including Bill) and we discuss the annihilation of the Sporks [8:20] and answer some listener questions related to the match [43:40].

We also discuss the @MNDarkClouds EOY awards and the silent auction! Bid here, including bidding on a guest hosting spot or this very podcast [57:01]. There is also the very exciting news of Carl Fucking Craig being named manager of Forward Madison [1:14:45].

Finally, we preview the Western Conference Final against the Seattle Sounders in Seattle on Monday night [1:22:57]. 

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COACH FIGHT!

Waiting for MNUFC matches fucking sucks! So we discuss what we would do with a miraculously recovered Ike Opara! [13:58] And then some Reynoso discussions, first we discuss if he should be playing Top 5 European football and then and more importantly we compare him to Mark Messier and Ricky Rubio [23:46].

After the break Dan apologizes to Nashville SC fans [55:13], we discuss why MNUFC is so disrespected by the bookies [56:21] and then jump into our SporKS discussion [56:21].  Finally we discuss a Coach Fight [1:23:15] and then some world soccer [1:27:00] including Maradona, we each get 60 seconds to complain about our EPL teams, some national team discussion and admonishing Klopp!

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Au Revoir Chacon

The guys discuss a two-match week. We get the good and the bad starting with the Reynoso Party and a win over FC Dallas [2:41], then the less said the better about SK Covid [14:35]. We answer some questions [37:50], like are MNUFC good, what are MNUFC’s biggest needs, plus what the fuck is going on with Chacon! [1:07:38] Finally a very quick Houston preview, because why would MLS schedule us against a different team.

Doctor Chase & Mister Pedro

Yikes, what a week, first up the guys discuss the debacle that was the Houston Dynamo match [4:31] before discussing the fucking fun times that was the RSL match [20:30]. 

Next they answer some burning questions proposed by Dave [50:55], including, why, how and what the fuck? Dan unloads on the MNUFC FO for some pettiness and Dave has just given up. Finally they discuss a two-match week [1:29:15] with a little of what they’d like to see over the course of the next seven days!

Bebelo is Our Lord and Savior

Dave, Dan & MJ get together to discuss a lot of MNUFC. They kick it off with [3:15] a very confusing match vs the Sporks. Are we a good bad team or a bad good team? Who the fuck knows? We dive into United News [34:00] before getting to the main course BEBELO! [46:24]

There is a great discussion on Women’s Champions League, USWNT in England, the Champions League Final and USMNT WC Qualifying [1:03:47] before we wrap up with our preview of the match in Dallas on Saturday night [1:33:36]

We also give Greg Ranjitsingh a sweet new nickname!

On a Scale of Calvo In to Heath Out

The boys are back to discuss a few bits of [5:09] United News, [23:28] answer some questions about what to expect from the Loons in Phase 1, including our expectations and fans in the stands. We also plunder Heath’s holes, he has a lot of them and he really likes getting them filled, or at least trying to .

We chat [43:20] MLS anthem, [52:07] the MNUFC v Sporks match, and [1:19:25] European championships.v

Donnie Does Dallas

This is without a doubt, the most informative podcast in our lengthy history! The boys were joined by an actual doctor, Doctor of diseases and things Dr. Zach Binney, @zbinney_NFLinj. Dr. Binney joined us mere minutes after the news of FC Dallas being forced out of the #MLSisBack Tourney by Dom Gruber.

We also discussed the other soccer things happening and then predicted some MLS soccer, which will look really fucking stupid when the tournament is canceled on July 8th.