Did we just realize that the EPL was starting today? Maybe. Did we decide that we should do an EPL Preview at noon on Thursday? Definitely. So we definitively break down every team with no bias to any team whatsoever. Honestly, I think we broke things down pretty well, in the half-assed Dave’s kinda way.
We break every team down from A to Zed (spoiler alert, there isn’t a Zed team in the EPL this year). We also make some wagers on each team points O/U, so you can win some money!